As a seasoned hairstylist, I’ve seen it all—from gravity-defying updos to bangs that belong in another era. Today, let’s chat about giving your locks a modern makeover. If you’re over 50, avoiding certain hairstyles can take years off your look. Grab a cup of tea, and let’s dive into this hair-raising adventure!
1. A licença
Ever seen a perm that looks like a poodle gone rogue? If your curls bounce like springs, it’s time to reconsider. Perms can add unnecessary volume and age, which isn’t what we’re after. Opt for loose waves instead; they whisper elegance and modernity.
2. Helmet Hair
Structured styles may withstand a hurricane, but they also age you faster than a fruit left out in the sun. Loosen up with layers or a pixie cut, offering movement and softness. Remember, we’re aiming for effortless charm, not battle-ready hair.
3. The Bowl Cut
Ah, the bowl cut—a classic… for cereal! This cut can flatten your style and your mood. Seek volume through textured cuts. Think sassy, think chic, and let those waves dance freely. Happiness is a good hair day, so leave the bowl for breakfast.
4. Cabelo frisado
Crimping might ignite nostalgic giggles, but trust me, it’s best left in the ’80s. The zigzag texture can make hair appear damaged. Instead, consider smooth and sleek styles that can add a touch of sophistication and glamour, turning heads for all the right reasons.
5. Teased Updo
Teasing your hair like you’re preparing for a prairie dance-off? It’s a one-way ticket to tangle town. Updos should exude grace, not gravity. Choose elegant buns or low ponytails that speak volumes, without puffing up like a soufflé.
6. Excessive Bangs
Bangs should frame your face, not smother it like a curtain. Thick, dense bangs can cast shadows upon your bright features. Opt for wispy, side-swept styles that highlight your eyes and cheekbones, offering a youthful glow that defies logic, and gravity.
7. Mullet Madness
Business in the front, party in the back, and a ticket to style purgatory! Mullets can severely date your look. Instead, try a layered bob or shag. These alternatives offer structure and movement without the risk of being mistaken for a rock star in disguise.
8. Bleach Blonde
Bleach blondes can be fun, but they may also highlight skin imperfections. Over-bleaching your hair can give it a straw-like texture. A warm honey or golden hue can soften features and add warmth, creating a radiant and more youthful appearance.
9. Overly Long Locks
Long hair can sometimes weigh down your look, dragging your features down with it. Consider a mid-length cut that adds bounce and life. Embrace the lift and watch the compliments roll in, like waves lapping at a peaceful shore.
10. Unnatural Colors
Flashy hues might scream fun, but they can also shout ‘trying too hard.’ Subtle highlights or balayage add depth and interest, without overwhelming your natural beauty. Let your hair whisper elegance, rather than shout chaos. Keep it classy, and let your personality shine.
11. The Beehive
Buzzing around with a beehive? It’s more retro than relevant. Instead, look to styles that offer height without the hive. A voluminous bob or gently tousled waves can give that lift without the kitsch. Your hair should float, not fly away.
12. Flat, Lifeless Bob
Flat bobs can sometimes mirror a deflated soufflé. Add some life with layers or soft curls. Volume here is your best friend, introducing a lively twist to a classic. It’s the difference between a deflated balloon and one filled with laughter.
13. Messy Long Hair
Messy long hair might seem carefree and youthful, but for older women, it can easily come off as unpolished or dated. While the style works on the younger crowd, it often lacks the structure and refinement that flatter more mature features. Instead of enhancing your look, it can drag it down—making you appear less put-together.
14. Super Straight
Pin-straight hair can sometimes look severe, like a pencil line drawn too firmly. Introducing waves or curls can add softness and a youthful bounce. Embrace the freedom of movement, like a kite in the breeze, and feel the youthful energy flow.
15. Tight Top Knot
Top knots pulled tighter than a drum can stress your hairline and your look. A loose bun or messy updo provides a relaxed vibe, while still keeping things neat. Let it hang loosely and feel the world ease around you, like a gentle embrace.