As a seasoned hairstylist, I’ve seen my fair share of trends come and go—and some should never return! From mullets to crimped locks, these 30 hairstyle trends are better left in the past. Join me on this humorous journey as I share my quirky, candid opinions about these hair-raising styles.
1. A Tainha
Ah, the mullet: business in the front, party in the back. But let’s face it, the mullet was never really invited to the party. This style is a relic of the ’80s and should stay there. If you’re considering a comeback, just say no and keep things evenly styled.
2. Cabelo frisado
Crimped hair might remind you of carefree ’90s days, but the zigzag texture doesn’t belong in the modern era. While it screams fun, it’s hard to manage and a nightmare to undo. Let your hair relax and embrace natural waves instead of revisiting this electric style.
3. Rat Tail
The rat tail—the less said, the better. This oddity of a hairstyle never quite made sense. While it may have been a quirky statement in the past, it’s better left as a nostalgic memory rather than a present-day choice. Keep the tails on rats, where they belong.
4. Beehive Hairdo
The beehive—iconic yet impractical. Resembling an architectural wonder, it took hours to assemble and a can of hairspray to hold. While it had its time in the ’60s, today, it feels out of place. Opt for styles that don’t require an engineering degree to achieve.
5. Corte em taça
Often associated with childhood missteps, the bowl cut is a perfectly round disaster. Created using a mixing bowl as a guide, it lacks finesse and flair. While it might save time at the barber, your style deserves more thought than a kitchen utensil provides.
6. Liberty Spikes
Liberty spikes are a bold statement, but they’re more a nod to punk rebellion than everyday wear. With each spike standing tall, it demands attention—and a lot of gel. While they symbolized defiance, today, they feel more costume than casual. Embrace softer edges.
7. Cabelo com permanente
Perms once promised curls for days, but often delivered frizz and regret. The coiled chaos of a poorly executed perm is unforgettable. While waves are wonderful, today’s techniques offer better, less damaging options. Consider styles that celebrate your natural texture instead.
8. Cornrows with Beads
Cornrows adorned with beads carry cultural significance but can veer into over-accessorized territory. Once popular for their rhythmic clacking, they can feel dated in everyday settings. Instead, consider embracing simpler braided styles that focus on the beauty of the braid itself.
9. The Flat Top
The flat top was a defining look of ’90s hip-hop, with its geometric structure and sky-reaching height. While nostalgic, it requires precision and frequent upkeep. For a modern twist, soften the edges and embrace a more rounded silhouette that requires less maintenance.
10. Franja com penas
Feathered bangs were the dreamy layers of the ’80s, but they often led to excessive styling time and hairspray use. While they framed the face beautifully back then, today’s trends favor natural movement. If you’re seeking sophistication, consider styles that require less intervention.
11. Spiky Hair
Spiky hair, heavily gelled and defying gravity, was a staple of early 2000s style. While it seemed rebellious, those sharp points had their moments of regret. Today, softer, more textured styles offer the same edge without the crunch. Let your hair breathe and flow.
12. O Pajem
The pageboy, with its blunt cut and tidy bangs, was once chic but now feels overly structured. It’s the haircut equivalent of a perfectly pressed suit—sometimes too stiff for comfort. Instead, explore cuts that offer a bit more fluidity and character.
13. Gelled Down Curls
Gelled down curls, sleek and shiny, might seem glamorous but often feel stiff and unnatural. While it adds gloss, it removes the bounce that curls crave. Consider embracing the freedom and vitality of softer curls that move with you, not against you.
14. The Rachel
‘The Rachel’ took the ’90s by storm, famously worn by a beloved sitcom character. Despite its popularity, it demanded precise layers and voluminous styling. Today, seek cuts that offer effortless elegance without the daily commitment to recreate a TV-perfect look.
15. Victory Rolls
Victory rolls, with their pin-up perfection, harken back to the glamorous ’40s. While they exude retro charm, the intricate rolling and pinning are time-consuming. Instead, channel that elegance through modern styles that echo the past without the fuss.
16. The Ducktail
The ducktail, with its rear meeting point, was once the mark of a ’50s greaser. While it added flair, maintaining that central point can be tricky. Today, enjoy styles that offer a nod to the past without the precision required for a ducktail’s success.
17. Princess Leia Buns
Princess Leia’s buns are iconic in the galaxy far, far away, but they rarely translate to everyday wear. While fun for cosplay, they can feel out of place otherwise. Explore buns that capture that whimsical spirit without the need for interstellar travel.
18. Shag Haircut
The shag haircut, with its layers and rockstar edge, was the epitome of ’70s cool. While it offers volume, the uncontrolled layers can lead to chaos. Instead, try layered styles that offer texture without the unpredictability. Balance is key to keeping it contemporary.
19. The Mushroom Cut
The mushroom cut, aptly named for its fungi-like shape, is a lesson in spherical styling. While popular in past decades, its bowl-like appearance lacks modern appeal. Choose styles that shape the face without the need for comparison to your garden variety.
20. Big Hair
Big hair, with its towering volume, defined the ’80s glam scene. While it turned heads, the maintenance and teasing required make it a challenge today. Favor styles that allow for volume without the risk of getting stuck in doorways. Subtlety can still make a statement.
21. The Bouffant
Bouffants, with their high volume and elegance, were once a sign of sophistication. However, the teasing and setting can be a tall order. Instead, seek styles that bring that touch of class without the towering height. Elegance is achievable without the elevation.
22. The Faux Hawk
The faux hawk lets you flirt with rebellion without fully committing. While it captures a taste of edginess, many find it fleeting. Instead, explore styles that offer boldness without the in-between look. Confidence doesn’t require compromise.
23. The Afro Mullet
The afro mullet is an adventurous mix of shapes, blending fullness with length. While it turns heads, the contrasting textures can be high-maintenance. Consider styles that embrace texture without the stark divide. Celebrate your curls without the conundrum.
24. The Bouffant Ponytail
Bouffant ponytails blend volume with practicality, but the preparation can be extensive. While it promises elegance, simpler styles can achieve the same effect with less fuss. Opt for ponytails that speak volumes without the literal height.
25. The Mohawk
The mohawk is the ultimate symbol of rebellion, with its sky-high spikes. While it’s a bold choice, the daily styling can be daunting. If you crave that edge, consider textured cuts that don’t require a daily commitment to spikes. Let your boldness shine with ease.
26. The Undercut
The undercut offers a stark contrast between lengths, popularized in recent years. While it’s stylish, the maintenance of growing out can be challenging. Instead, explore gradual blends that offer versatility without stark lines. Transition seamlessly from one look to another.
27. The Finger Wave
Finger waves shimmer with vintage glamor, yet their intricate patterns can be high-maintenance. While they evoke classic Hollywood, today’s styles favor flexibility. Consider waves that capture that timeless elegance without the meticulous setup. Let them flow naturally.
28. The Surfer Hair
Surfer hair captures the carefree beach spirit, but the tousled look can border on unkempt. While it exudes relaxation, upkeep can be tricky. Opt for styles that hint at sun and sea without the salt. Balance ease with polish for everyday wear.
29. Blunt Bangs
Blunt bangs offer a dramatic frame but require frequent trims to maintain their bold line. While they make a statement, consider softer, face-framing options that offer versatility. Allow movement and flexibility without the strict commitment of a straight edge.
30. The French Twist
The French twist is the epitome of elegance, but its intricate rolling can be daunting. While it embodies sophistication, modern styles can achieve the same effect with fewer pins. Seek out updos that offer grace without the intricacies.