Hey there, fabulous over-40 wonder-women! As a hairstylist who’s seen more ‘do’s and don’ts’ than I can count, I’m here to let you in on a little secret: not every haircut is your best friend. Let’s dive into 29 styles you might want to think twice about before your next salon visit.
Buckle up for a witty, entertaining ride through the world of hair that’s as much fun as it is informative!
1. The Pixie Mullet
A pixie mullet, combining awkwardly short layers with a tail, might sound adventurous, but often looks like a cry for help. Trust me, this blend of the 80s and sci-fi isn’t doing anyone any favors. Why not try a classic bob instead?
2. Tight Spiral Perms
Remember those tight spiral perms that made everyone look like poodles in the 80s? They’re back, but not for us over-40s. They might add volume, but they also add years. Loose waves are a chic alternative, trust me on this one.
3. Frangetta spuntata
Blunt bangs, oh the drama they bring! While they seem to promise sophistication, they can also bring out every worry line you’ve ever earned. Opt for side-swept bangs that add softness and mystery, instead.
4. The Super Bowl Cut
The bowl cut is making a comeback, but it’s one of those styles that can easily swing from edgy to embarrassing. Avoid looking like you’re stuck in a time warp. A layered cut can keep you trendy and timeless.
5. Ultra Long Hair
While ultra long hair can feel like a connection to your youth, it can also be a hassle and a half to maintain. Consider a shoulder-length cut to keep things light and fresh. It’s all about easy elegance.
6. Sky-High Beehive
The beehive can give you height but at the cost of looking like you’ve stepped out of a time machine. Opt for a half-up, half-down style that gives you volume without the vintage baggage.
7. Micro Bangs
Micro bangs, those tiny tyrants, can harshen your look quicker than a bad breakup. Instead of chopping away, try growing them into a gentle fringe that whispers elegance and grace.
8. Overly Layered Shag
The shag haircut, though playful, can easily veer into chaos if over-layered, making your head look like a furry helmet. Try a more structured shag that offers style without the frizz.
9. Bob asimmetrico
The asymmetrical bob is like a rollercoaster for your hair—it has its ups and downs. While edgy, it can become a maintenance nightmare. A balanced bob keeps the chic without the constant trims.
10. Ultra Short Crop
The ultra short crop can be liberating but also exposes every feature, inviting scrutiny. A pixie cut with soft edges provides structure without harshness.
11. Extreme Undercuts
Undercuts scream rebellion but can overwhelm finer features. If you’re feeling adventurous, consider a subtle undercut or side shave to keep it edgy but elegant.
12. Wet Look
The wet look—think drenched and dramatic—can unfortunately translate to greasy and grim. Opt for a glossy serum for a polished shine without the soaked appearance.
13. Flat Iron Perfection
Flat ironed locks promise sleekness but can lead to limp, lifeless strands. Try embracing natural texture or adding loose waves for movement and bounce.
14. Bright Rainbow Colors
Rainbow colors are all fun and games until you’re mistaken for a festival mascot. Opt for subtle highlights or a single bold color to make a statement without going overboard.
15. Gelled Spikes
Gelled spikes can take you from edgy to hedgehog in seconds. If texture’s what you’re after, a textured pixie cut offers controlled chaos without the porcupine vibes.
16. Frosted Tips
Frosted tips might remind you of boy bands, but in your 40s, they’re more wilted than wild. Opt for balayage or ombre for a softer, sun-kissed look.
17. Punti salienti
Chunky highlights can create an unintended checkerboard effect. Opt for thin, blended highlights that seamlessly integrate into your base color for a more natural look.
18. Bleach Blonde
Bleach blonde can wash out your complexion, making you look paler than a ghost. Choose warmer tones like honey or caramel highlights to add warmth and glow.
19. Baby Bangs
Baby bangs are bold but can also be brutally honest, spotlighting every worry line. A longer fringe softens your features, giving you a youthful, gentle frame.
20. Rattail
The rattail, an ode to rebellious youth, can unfortunately resemble a forgotten appendage. A tapered cut offers a modern twist without the need for scissors to intervene hastily.
21. Overgrown Layers
Overgrown layers can feel chaotic, making styling a challenge. Regular trims keep layers fresh and lively, offering movement without the mess.
22. Feathered Flip
The feathered flip can look as if a bird has taken residence on your head. A sleek, modern cut with slight waves provides movement without the feathery chaos.
23. The Mohawk
The Mohawk, a bold statement of individuality, can overshadow your natural beauty. Consider a faux-hawk for a playful yet balanced expression of style.
24. Strati piumati
Feathered layers can add volume but also age you unnecessarily. Opt for smooth, blended layers that enhance your features without adding years.
25. Over-Slicked Styles
Over-slicked styles promise elegance but often result in a plastered look. Embrace a polished ponytail for sleekness without the stiffness.
26. Capelli arricciati
Crimped hair evokes the 80s, but today, it can look more like a fashion faux pas. Loose curls offer texture and volume without the crimped chaos.
27. Exaggerated Volume
Exaggerated volume can feel empowering but often surpasses control, resembling a lion’s mane. A balanced blowout offers fullness and life without the roar.
28. The Rat’s Nest
The rat’s nest is the epitome of tangled chaos. If texture’s your goal, opt for beachy waves that whisper effortless chic without the snarls.
29. Il taglio Buzz
The buzz cut can be a bold statement but can also expose every contour. A short pixie cut retains the freedom of short hair with a hint of softness.